Lizard . 25. Christian Chemist . USA

Herein below are random occurrences of a wishful companion of one lovable Time Lord. I am known as Lizard and you have entered my personal wormhole. Welcome to chaos.

 

Levels of Tumblr.

helioscentrifuge:

1 follower = egg

10-40 followers = hatchling

50-99 followers = baby dragon

100-349 followers = dragon

350-500 followers = still a dragon

501-799 followers =  mega dragon

800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon

5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH 

These are the legit numbers.

(Source: meltedbunny)

moonyismoony:

#87: Timey-Wimey Easter I

and

#88: Timey-Wimey Easter II

I know it’s a bit early for a Happy Easter, but I just had to draw these!

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

vandigo:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

vengefulbarista:

The cast of The Lord of the Rings, everybody.

I tried to scroll past this…I really tried.

cast of the Academy Award winning Lord of the Rings trilogy 

This will forever be the best picture to ever come from a movie cast.

adamcansuckme:

lesquatrescavaliers:

catslock:

foreverandadalek:

teamfreekickass:

timelordparadise:

hawkstars:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,

everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables

everyone’s dead = supernatural 

everyone’s important = doctor who

everyone’s an idiot = sherlock

everyone’s food = hannibal

image

enigmaticpenguinofdeath:

cantpronounce:

Sherlock + Explosions: aka Mark likes to blow things up

I wonder what this says about his psyche

He’s not-so-secretly still a wannabe Bond villain sugar-high 8 year old.

(Source: consultingpiskies)

Welcoming somebody to tumblr

nomdeplume1313:

stilestnski:

redofthewestcountry:

Supernatural has a gif for everything

The Sherlockians are mad

The Whovians are permenantly confused

The fannibals are polite, but don’t trust them

The Hetalians ship nations

LOTR are welcoming

The Potterheads have awoken

And there’s Merlin crying in the corner

image

And you just proved number 1 on that list.

heyangelface:

sherlockandmoriar-tea:

I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like

image

I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”